well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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