first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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