So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions