Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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