its not stalking. its research.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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