The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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