i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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