her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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