And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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