i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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