What should our trivia night team be named?
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The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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