It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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