i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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