i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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