he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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