So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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