..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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