this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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