Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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