i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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