3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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