spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just found a bag of teeth...
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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