I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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