So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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