how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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