im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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