Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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