420 ftw
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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