i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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