goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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