The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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