Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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