Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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