My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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