I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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