why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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