At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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