I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
its not stalking. its research.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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