i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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