you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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