Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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