I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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