Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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