Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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