Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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