You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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