It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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