hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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