My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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