Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
its liver damage thursday
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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