Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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