I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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