You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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