your room smells of hookers.
And success
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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