real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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