I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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