scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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