I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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