Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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